I’m sitting in Tim Hortons, and some kid walks up to me and I swore he said “Have you seen the new movie ‘winds in the stable?’” And I look at him and say “what?” Turns out he was only asking “can we use this table”
I actually can’t stop fucking laughing right now
If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.
"whoops i misjudged how far i can fall without dying in this game yet again" a novel by me
think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself
this just changed my life
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MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED.
damn… this is so sick.