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Apr

I’m sitting in Tim Hortons, and some kid walks up to me and I swore he said “Have you seen the new movie ‘winds in the stable?’” And I look at him and say “what?” Turns out he was only asking “can we use this table”

I actually can’t stop fucking laughing right now

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Apr
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Apr

Epiphanies rise when despair is embraced. ~Eve

— (via peaceintheswirl)  
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Apr

fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

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Apr
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Apr

magicmazzic:

If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.

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09
Apr

altair:

"whoops i misjudged how far i can fall without dying in this game yet again" a novel by me

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Apr
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09
Apr

meag-an:

thoselonelyeyes:

think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself

this just changed my life

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Apr
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09
Apr
stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

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Apr
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Apr
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09
Apr

43mcg:

musiqchild007:

randomweas:

denst:  

Video → (X) 

MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED.

damn… this is so sick.

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Apr

mrskittyforman:

if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it

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